Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Beshen goes big for USA!!!!




Launch airs, not bombs!!! Team USA takes gold at X-Games 13 in Puerto Escondido, and our boy Shane was on the front lines!

Beschen posted two huge scores, an 8 and a 9, for Team USA with big pits. The bout was full of sh?t talking and both teams took time dodging verbal darts but spent no time barrel dodging. The contest was a full on barrel fest. Big Ups goes to Chris Ward who posted the 1st ever perfect ten in X-Games surfing. So yeah. We fu?king killed it and put the World Team in their place. Not to brag. If you peasents want to see the photage check out the ESPN web site (http://expn.go.com/expn/feature?id=2951783). Oh yeah, we rip!


Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Juicy South Swell


Summers 1st decent South Swell came marching in over the weekend and Newport has been banging! Head-high surf has stoked out us surf-starved trolls for the past two days.

There has been some standout performances by Monuments Surf Team up and down the coast. In the lime light is this guy. You might have seen him at 54th street on Monday afternoon. He was the guy riding the bannana thruster. The crew at Monument tried to get him to sign an exclusive contract but he held true to his only sponsor, Muscle Milk! If you see him in the water please don't be alarmed...just mention his carreer debut on Die Hard 10 million as Bruce Irons, I mean Bruce Willis' stunt double.


Keep on charging Felipe!!! Go buddy! Go!

Kalani David Makes the NSSA Nationals Final


Monuments uber-grom, Kalani David, goes nuts at the NSSA Nationals. Kalani took 1st in his round one heat with a dominating score of 10.25.

As the stakes were raised so was Kalani's surfing performance. He crushed his quarter final heat and again took 1st. This time with an impressive 14.75 heat score.

Kalani's charge for another 1st place finish was halted in the Final where he took 6th.

Monday, July 2, 2007

Uncle Ronnie's Suductive Mouse Pad


This is a profile on Uncle Ronnie. Uncle Ronnie has an obsession with his computer mouse and leather...yes leather! For no reason he will switch out his mouse like 10 times a day. He has somehow been convinced that all his computer malfunctions are do to the mouse. But for all his adoring fans he finally found one that works. It's a leather and steel studded mouse with a matching mouse pad. He now sits comfortable in his swivel chair designing away.

Spilt Beans


This zone is all the over flow from the website

that is either too lude or too stupid to slap right on there.

We will be posting everything from contest results to blah-blah-

blah's last blowout. It's gonna be a rollercoaster ride

so lace up those shoes cuz there is gonna be some broken glass.


-milk