THE WINNERS ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET!

Ladies and gents here we go.
These rasta's burnt down babylon and
big uped Haile Sallasie! For their
hard work they will be paid in threads!
Dont let the fame go to your heads though.
NOT ALL THAT GLITTER IS GOLD!
Thanks to all the participants that didnt
get the GOLD, you're still GOLD in mommy's
eyes!

Bust down the door and dont go running
down the road with at rachet at your waist!

-milk

Finalists can get wild tonight!!!!!

we got some finalists on the "summer design your own t-shirt" program!!!!
these fellows were sweating all day long under intense conditions.
testamonials include naked women seducing them with fortune cookies. rabid dogs ripping at
their handplants. one kid even got bit by the one and only LUNG LEG!!!! lucky bastard!!!!

everyone lived through round one but who's to say what might happen in the next round. black CHINA
takeovers? full bore sugar dancing on the hood of a chevy truck on the side of the 101N. hope so!

its gonna be a nailbiter.

-evol spoiled milk

Lung Leg's Harrasing Phone Calls

CAUTION

KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL

If you dont know but a woman by the curious name of LUNG LEG has been hacking up bodies all over the Mesa. Just yesterday i saw her bash a little kid over the head with his skateboard. She is out of control and so am i. I have been looking for a woman of this make for years. If anyone can get their phalanges on Lung give her my digits. i think im in love. XOXOXOXO. Plus i heard she's into euro-goth-bed time games.

yours MILK

Beshen goes big for USA!!!!

Launch airs, not bombs!!! Team USA takes gold at X-Games 13 in Puerto Escondido, and our boy Shane was on the front lines!

Beschen posted two huge scores, an 8 and a 9, for Team USA with big pits. The bout was full of sh?t talking and both teams took time dodging verbal darts but spent no time barrel dodging. The contest was a full on barrel fest. Big Ups goes to Chris Ward who posted the 1st ever perfect ten in X-Games surfing. So yeah. We fu?king killed it and put the World Team in their place. Not to brag. If you peasents want to see the photage check out the ESPN web site (http://expn.go.com/expn/feature?id=2951783). Oh yeah, we rip!

Juicy South Swell

Summers 1st decent South Swell came marching in over the weekend and Newport has been banging! Head-high surf has stoked out us surf-starved trolls for the past two days.

There has been some standout performances by Monuments Surf Team up and down the coast. In the lime light is this guy. You might have seen him at 54th street on Monday afternoon. He was the guy riding the bannana thruster. The crew at Monument tried to get him to sign an exclusive contract but he held true to his only sponsor, Muscle Milk! If you see him in the water please don't be alarmed...just mention his carreer debut on Die Hard 10 million as Bruce Irons, I mean Bruce Willis' stunt double.

Keep on charging Felipe!!! Go buddy! Go!

Kalani David Makes the NSSA Nationals Final

Monuments uber-grom, Kalani David, goes nuts at the NSSA Nationals. Kalani took 1st in his round one heat with a dominating score of 10.25.

As the stakes were raised so was Kalani's surfing performance. He crushed his quarter final heat and again took 1st. This time with an impressive 14.75 heat score.

Kalani's charge for another 1st place finish was halted in the Final where he took 6th.

Uncle Ronnie's Suductive Mouse Pad

This is a profile on Uncle Ronnie. Uncle Ronnie has an obsession with his computer mouse and leather...yes leather! For no reason he will switch out his mouse like 10 times a day. He has somehow been convinced that all his computer malfunctions are do to the mouse. But for all his adoring fans he finally found one that works. It's a leather and steel studded mouse with a matching mouse pad. He now sits comfortable in his swivel chair designing away.

Spilt Beans

This zone is all the over flow from the website

that is either too lude or too stupid to slap right on there.

We will be posting everything from contest results to blah-blah-

blah's last blowout. It's gonna be a rollercoaster ride

so lace up those shoes cuz there is gonna be some broken glass.

-milk